Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Qualifiers! Get your weaselly qualifiers here!


Apparently, the RCMP possibly might have hindered in some non-specific way the potentially questionable activities of allegedly bad people who perhaps were considering doing us something remotely resembling harm (emphasis tail-waggingly added):

OTTAWA -- The RCMP disrupted 14 suspected terrorist incidents in recent months, including several in which the alleged activities were interrupted without charges or publicity.

The cases all involved suspected national security-related criminal acts and the Mounties' national security enforcement teams and sections, according to the force's fiscal 2008-2009 performance report tabled in the Commons.

Buried deep within an attached document, police reveal they disrupted the activities of the 14 groups and/or individuals during the year. Though no additional details are offered, a handful of the cases were publicized.

And how intellectually deficient do you have to be to get excited over that embarrassing lack of content and specificity? I'm glad you asked.

Canada's Blogging Tories: They'll believe pretty much anything.

4 comments:

Southern Quebec said...

I feel soooo much safer knowing that no one was charged for these horribly potential maybe crimes.

Shouldn't they just stick to riding their horses in circles? I know I would feel much safer...

Anonymous said...

Of course this last one:
Rounding out the bottom end of the 14 cases were four involving terrorist hoaxes and public mischief charges. One involved a Mississauga, Ont. man who allegedly phoned Toronto police to report that a right-wing Muslim group was planning to make a name for itself by blowing up a mall in New Jersey.
about a (likely) crazy right-winger will go unnoticed and misunderstood by them...

Maybe Blazing Car Fur and fiends will raise some money for the poor sap...

Metro said...

@Cherniak:
Naw, they get to the bit where the word "right-wing" sits next to the word "Muslim" and their brains display the test pattern and reboot while soothing music plays in the background.

Ti-Guy said...

My body just doesn't produce enough urine to keep my pants as sodden as the State Security Apparatus wants them to be.