Thursday, November 19, 2009

For the love of God, Justin, just stay down!

At this point, it's simply cruel to continue mocking Blogging Tory Justin "Raging Weightlifter" Hoffer anymore but, really, you can't miss this, where Justin chastises everyone in his own comments section:

Everyone here... you seem to be completely misunderstanding American politics.

Yes, Justin ... why don't you lecture us all on the vagaries of American politics? Let me make myself comfortable first. Because you just know this is going to be entertaining.

THE BURNING STUPID: Astonishingly, Justin quotes the following as if it's a good thing:

The pair shares a tendency to strike fear into the hearts of their supporters. Palin, for her part, has alleged Obama is aiming to do away with the elderly and infirm with the so-called death panels in his health-care reform overhaul, while Beck has accused the president of being a racist, a socialist and has also drawn parallels between his policies and those of Adolf Hitler.

The Anti-Defamation League has cited Beck, who also has a syndicated radio show, as the "most important mainstream media figure who has repeatedly helped to stoke the fires of anti-government anger."

Um, Justin ... you do know that the ADL despises Glenn Beck, right? Like here:

In a new report that warns of the potential for anti-government violence since President Obama’s election, the Anti-Defamation League singles out Fox News TV pundit and radio host Beck for “making a habit” of promoting anti-government conspiracy theories from his mainstream media perch.

“Beck has acted as a ‘fearmonger-in-chief,’ raising anxiety about and distrust towards the government,” the study’s authors write, reports the New York Daily News.

The ADL study cites instances where Beck has called President Obama “dangerous” and compared him to Hitler to argue the case that Beck may be putting his viewers on a path to becoming extremists.The ADL also faults the popular and polarizing host for providing a platform to guests who tout paranoid fears like: Obama and his administration are trying to create a “civilian national security force” of political loyalists; or, that FEMA is building concentration camps to contain “dissidents.”

Seriously, I don't think Justin understands that.


double nickel said...

Justin is having a meltdown. He needs to see his MH professional asap and get the meds reviewed.

JJ said...

He thinks a far-right ticket would win by a landslide? Good grief. Not even mathematically possible, given that the far right base is about 20% of the electorate, and moderates won't vote for far right candidates.

He doesn't seem to realize that that's exactly what they tried last year with Palin -- they "electrified" the base. And all the moderates ran for the hills, and the rest is history.

But sure, try it again, with an even less electable ticket. Sounds like a good idea to me! ;)

Frank Frink said...

Oh, goody.

The pair shares a tendency to strike fear into the hearts of their supporters.

because they sure as hell don't do the same to their detractors.

wv = "uppering". Is that the psychiatric term for what ails Justin?

Dr.Dawg said...

Maybe just something he's been doing too much of. :)

Gene Rayburn said...

Take a look at Justin's twitter feed. It's a journal of an individual's mental breakdown.

Dude needs help but he'd probably challenge his counsellor to a weightlifting and red meat eating challenge.

I just wish his parents would say something to him.