Wednesday, October 08, 2008

"You mean not everyone is as dense as my friends and me? No way! Get outta town!"


Shorter Blogging Tory "Hunter": "It only makes sense for Stephen Harper to release his platform a week before the election. I mean, nobody I know has an attention span of more than a few hours. OK, a couple days max. What, there are some people that do? Really? Wow."

4 comments:

sooey said...

And what a platform. The crazy grassroots will love it. Everyone else will look awkwardly away, but the crazy grassroots will be as transfixed as ever.

Balbulican said...

"The most intelligent PM we have ever had, in Canadian history..."

Is "Hunter" - what, twelve years old, you figure?

Ti-Guy said...

Well, she lives in Alberta and has kids. So yes, she's twelve.

Noni Mausa said...

He could have saved oodles of ink, paper and pixels by not printing a platform at all.

He has convincingly demonstrated that he is no more likely to do what he says (unless it suits him) than he is to take up a new career in dinner theatre. He might, or he might not, just as if you throw the checkers onto a checker board, a few of the red and black checkers will fall on red and black squares. Nobody would assume that they all will.

The Great Sweater is no man's servant, but wanders wherever the hell he wishes -- free, wild and most notably, alone.

Noni.