Dear wankers: Grow a fucking spine.

It's not that they say such screamingly imbecilic things; rather, it's that they don't have the cojones to stand behind their words later when the shitstorm hits. One after another, the stupidest wanks in Wankerdom make asses of themselves, then frantically try to disassociate themselves from their own words.

By now, everyone is aware of Republican Congressdouchebag Michelle Bachmann, who clearly accused Democrats of "anti-American" sentiments and is now desperately trying to disavow her own language.

Perhaps not quite as well known is Republican nominee for senile, incontinent dumbshit John McCain, who managed to cave in the middle of a single interview:

MCCAIN: And finally, there's $200 million of [Obama's] campaign contributions — there's no record. They're not reported. You can report online now — $200 million that — that we don't know where the money came from — a lot of strange things going on in this campaign...

So what's going to happen? The dam is broken. We're now going to see huge amounts of money coming into political campaigns, and we know history tells us that always leads to scandal...

WALLACE: But are you suggesting that there's...

MCCAIN: But I'm not suggesting...

WALLACE: ... anything illegal or improper?

MCCAIN: No, no. I'm saying that history shows us where unlimited amounts of money are in political campaigns, it leads to scandal.

Shorter John McCain: "I'm not saying Obama's corrupt, but you know ... (nudge nudge wink wink)."

But for sheer, unadulterated douchebagitude, you will never, ever, ever top this:



Dear Blogging Tories: Gaze upon your idols.

BONUS TRACK: Another nutless weasel who cuts and runs, but whose own words come back to slap him in the nads.