Dear Kate: Let me handle that one for you.

In response to Canada's Most Bestest Superest Awesomest Blogger Kate McMillan's constant, pissy, whiny, grating, that-time-of-the-month ragging question, "Is There Nothing That Obama Can't Do?," the answer is, no, Kate, there isn't.

Now shut up and fuck off, you worthless, screechy harridan.