Thursday, October 02, 2008

Shorter: The Debates

Here are the results of the considered efforts of the political leaders of North America, condensed into their purest form. You may now save yourself the discomfort of watching the liars lie and the dimwits chatter. Go drink yourself into a rage, a coma or a damp trousered rendition of Carousel translated into spontaneous Flemish by the powers of Jaegermeister.

6 comments:

KEvron said...

last rule of the drinking game: everytime palin ascends to the vice presidency, take hemlock.

KEvron

Dizzlski said...

If you really wanted to pass out; drink for every "G" she left off a word.

Sheena said...

Don't get me started on those Stoli shot fer every "nucular"..

KEvron said...

i bruised my liver from her repeated use of "maverick".

KEvron

Dizzlski said...

Maybe they knew there would be a "lefty" drinking game and they are just so damned more clever than previously thought; ok sorry, I'll drink for that.

thwap said...

PSA,

You spend too much time online? How do find this shit?

Sarah Palin indeed. That poor baby.