Hmmmmm ... even the American wankersphere seems all up in arms over a study that suggests Canada's polygamy laws should be repealed. I'm guessing the mouth-breathers over at Free Republic don't read their Bibles all that carefully, including passages like this:
Deuteronomy 25:5-6 (New International Version)
5 If brothers are living together and one of them dies without a son, his widow must not marry outside the family. Her husband's brother shall take her and marry her and fulfill the duty of a brother-in-law to her.
6 The first son she bears shall carry on the name of the dead brother so that his name will not be blotted out from Israel.
Polygamy. It's not just a good idea; it's downright Scriptural.
BONUS TRACK: Steve Gilliard has a description of the wanks at places like Free Republic and Little Green Footballs that's hilarious mostly in its devastating accuracy:
LGF is a collection of losers, the creepy guys at work, the people in the Star Trek club, the guys who can't get a date, even on Match.com. The ones that call themselves nice guys and talk about women as if the Handmaid's Tale was a liberal treatise, who worship at the alter of Kim Du Toit. They vent their anger online.
As a black guy, you learn to size these folks up quickly. They may whisper nigger under their breath, but when confronted, they run like little girls. You know they're punks.
Fumento, who was just busted by Scripps Howard for taking payola from Monsanto, is one of those guys. He talks sneeringly of Wolcott, knowing if Jim even looked at him hard, he'd piss his pants.
Read the whole thing. I'm guessing it's embarrassingly accurate this side of the border as well.
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