Project management for complete idiots.

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                           V           
           YES       +------------+      NO
     +---------------|  DOES THE  |---------------+              
     |               | DAMN THING |               |
     V               |    WORK?   |               V   
+------------+       +------------+         +--------------+  NO
| DON'T FUCK |                              | DID YOU FUCK |-----+
| WITH IT    |                              |   WITH IT?   |     |
+------------+                              +--------------+     |
     |                                            |              |
     |                                            | YES          |
     |                                            V              |
     |  +------+     +-------------+       +---------------+     |
     |  | HIDE |  NO | DOES ANYONE |<------| YOU DUMBSHIT! |     | 
     |  | IT   |<----|    KNOW?    |       +---------------+     | 
     |  +------+     +-------------+                             |
     |     |                | YES                                | 
     |     |                V                                    |
     |     |         +-------------+       +-------------+       |
     |     |         |   YOU POOR  |  YES  |  WILL YOU   |       |
     |     |         |   BASTARD   |<------| CATCH HELL? |<------+
     |     |         +-------------+       +-------------+ 
     |     |                |                     |
     |     |                |                     | NO
     |     |                V                     V
     |     V         +-------------+       +------------+ 
     +-------------->|     STOP    |<------| SHITCAN IT | 
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