Monday, January 30, 2006

Well, you didn't see THAT coming, did you?

Shorter Condoleezza Rice: Oops.


Cori said...

Hey, be fair! Who could have possibly thought that it would have been a good idea to keep an eye on what's going on in the Middle East?

More liberal Monday Morning quarterbacking!

Dave said...

The incompetence boggles the mind

Alison said...

Dear Dr Rice:
Your name was given to me by a mutual acquaintance who greatly praised your integrity.
I am a government official in a province to the north of your great country - British Columbia. Perhaps you've heard of it? Here we have unmatched wealth in water and gas, but our people are crushed under the socialist boot heel of our leader Gordon Campbell and cry out for justice. If you could spare just $1 billion, I am confident I could create one of those local infrastructures that shower their liberators with flowers. As this agreement between us will put me in great personal danger, all monies should be forwarded to my safety deposit box at the Bank of Nigeria.
Thank you and God bless America.

Mark Richard Francis said...

"I've asked why nobody saw it coming," Ms. Rice said, speaking of her own staff. "It does say something about us not having a good enough pulse."

Quick! Order more illegal phone taps!

Mike said...

Perhaps it was delivered to her in a folder with the words "Hamas set to win elections" printed on it. You know how easy these things are to miss.