Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Apparently, miracles are in the eye of the beholder.

Shorter John Paul supporters: "She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "I got better."

AFTERSNARK: You know, I'd be a lot more convinced of these alleged "miracles" if they were a little more, you know, obvious. Hey, I know. Why not give some of these folks their missing body parts back? I bet they'd be ever so grateful. And I'd sure as hell be impressed.

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