Friday, December 04, 2009

Yes, Christmas this year is going to be special.

If I was one of Maria's loved ones, I'd brace myself for a family-size bottle of shampoo, or maybe one of those packs of Dr. Scholl's Odor-Eaters. Cuz in the Nunes household, it looks like it's going to be a Shoppers Drug Mart Christmas. Gift wrapping at no extra charge.


double nickel said...

Maybe a tube of EZ Glide for the hubby! Yowzaa!

CK said...

How's about condoms? I mean, that would be a gift to humanity if she didn't reproduce little dodos that couldn't spell.

Or..'s about gettin' by with a little help from Depends? (Don't remember who came up with that one).

And of course, that stocking stuffer for the more anally retentive blogging tory friends: Prep H and/or glycerin suppositories

KEvron said...

huh. and i had already formed the notion that maria is channeling annies wilkes.


Renee said...

So, they criticize Best Buy for wishing a "Happy Eid" but crow over "Merry Christmas" ? I'm not sure I understand - they want a denominational holiday, and when they get it, whine whine whine.