Tuesday, December 01, 2009

For your eyes only.

I know you're all waiting breathlessly for the next Maria "Dodo" Nunes deranged bout of incoherent howling (brought to you by Wal-Mart and the publishers of DSM-IV), so I thought I'd give you a sneak peek. The beta release, if you will.

Just change some of the names. You wouldn't notice the difference.

1 comment:

The Seer said...

1. Mr. Clemmons found Jesus in the Arkansas prison.
2. Huckabee always pardons people who find Jesus, cuz Huckabee believes in Redemption.
3. You can't pin these cop killings on Huckabee cuz how was Huckabee supposed to be blessed with hindsight in advance? i. e., Nobody Could Have Foreseen that Mr. Clemmons, once Born Again, would return to a life of sin?
4. Sometimes, it's fun being a conservative.