Wednesday, December 09, 2009

... and that chiselled jaw, and those firm hands ...

CC NEWS -- Stephen Harper Party of Canada attack wolverine John Baird leaps to the defense of one of Canada's men in uniform:

Mr. Baird was ready with a response. “Mr. Speaker, let us be very clear. Let us talk about the facts,” he boldly declared. “The then-Vice Chief of the Defence Staff, General Walter Natynczyk, a decorated war hero, someone who has served our country in uniform for decades, ..."

Continued Baird, his voice cracking and his eyes misting over:

"... a beautiful uniform, a manly uniform, a uniform that makes you long to touch it, to stroke it, to feel the taut, rippling muscles scarcely concealed beneath its perpetual immaculateness, the colour setting off the steel-blue eyes of the man, the brave man, the courageous man, the grizzled, handsome man ..."

Baird broke off, announcing that he suddenly remembered something he had to do and that he would be in his office if anyone really needed him, but don't forget to knock first.


thwap said...

You know, I don't watch television news, so I honestly don't know much about baird, except what I read on the lefty blogs n such.

So I youtubed him just last night.

God, what an imbecile.

Yeah, his soldier fetish there was pretty blatant.

wv. "freuki" - What John Baird wants to get like with General Natynczyk.

Renee said...

Oh my god YES.

deBeauxOs said...

"soldier fetish"?

I'm not familiar with that euphemism for ... ummm, ahh ... never mind.

WV = offed

Frank Frink said...

Don't ask, don't tell.

Oh, wait. That's the country (mostly) to the south of us.


wv = "lytous". Something the gubmint does everyday.