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Saturday, January 31, 2009
Sunday
Saturday morning irreverence.
Because some things are too funny to wait for the Day of the Lord.
2 comments:
jj
said...
Hilarious!
10:53 AM
the rev. paperboy
said...
ahem
10:44 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Part deux.
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Oopsie.
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If the irony were any thicker ...
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As God is my witness ...
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There’s crazy and then there’s SUZANNE.
Denyseitude 2009.
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Get down!
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The new standard for stupid.
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An extra-special flavour of crazy - Part 2.
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Well, duh.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Is it just me ...
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2 comments:
Hilarious!
ahem
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