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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Tonight on Wild Kingdom.
Marlon Perkins (as played by
) takes you inside the ever frightening but always hilarious mating rituals of the Blogging Tories. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll thank your lucky stars that you’re not them.
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Drinking SuperBowlishly in TO.
There's just no consoling some people.
I'll take "Really retarded Blogging Tories" for $6...
Karma is a beautiful thing.
Uh oh ...
Huckabee? Never heard of him.
The towel snap of reality.
That’s just sad.
KKKate: Really, really, stupid, racist cunt.
I'm just sayin'.
Uh ... come again?
Sometimes, the child-like naivete is just so adora...
Sometimes, awestruck astonishment is the only poss...
Why, yes, I AM pro-life, why do you ask?
A whole new level of stupid.
I finally found the camera cable.
The return of Inspector Gadget.
This could be delicious.
Apparently, Nova Scotians have delicate sensibilit...
Dear Raphael: What the f... ?
Let's help the poor girl out, shall we?
JimBobby spoke ...
Let's go, baby.
Well, throw down, bee-yotch!
Sweet dancing Jesus.
Um ... that "Dear Leader" thing?
Tonight on Wild Kingdom.
It must be pleasant to be terminally retarded.
The joy of wordsmithing.
Not what you'd call a student of history.
Let the wingnuttery shunning commence.
Sympathy for thee but not for me.
Thanks, but we've got our own problems here.
Can someone find the fainting couch?
"Pro-life": Because it's the chic thing to do.
Kate McMillan: Really, stupid, hateful screech ha...
Wingnut hysteria, anti-choice version.
Hey Baird, fuck you and the SUV you rode in on
By the way ...
This is why I fight.
Well, I just don't know WHAT we're going to do abo...
The burning stupid, Ezra Levant style.
The inevitable unavoidability of reality.
Sandra Buckler must die!
Just more dumbassitude, Denyse O'Leary-wise.
Zorpheous is gonna love this one.
And sometimes snark fails you ...
Apples. Oranges. NOW do you understand?
Science? We don’t need science.
Even the nutjobs don't want to hang out with the n...
Sandra Buckler: All lies, all the time.
Give it time, Raphael ... it'll come to you.
Because avoiding the facts iz hard werk.
I Could Totally Do This...
Pay no attention to that scandal behind the curtai...
Holy Jesus Christ, the burning stupid!
There’s everyday stupid …
Today’s Huckabee Hilarity.
I Arr Elufunt.
The Fraser Institute...
The log in one's eye.
Well I'll Be Danged...
Fucked if you do, and fucked if you don't.
Stupid, fucking retards.
This girl’s in luurrrvvvvv.
Grab a spot on the couch …
Um ... say what?
Canada's Afghan detainees: The plot thickens.
Political prognostication for dummies.
I Think e's Got It.
Oh, gosh, did I say that out loud?
Dear Ass Monkey:
The Post's Week of Silence Continues!
And if you don't like those principles ...
Sandra Buckler: A douchebag for dumbfuckery.
Dear chicks ...
Why, yes, I DID see that coming, thanks for asking...
Attack of the Zygoteers
Sometimes, parody isn't enough.
There's stupid, and then there's reality.
Dear Barb: Either do something about it, or shut ...
Afghan prisoners and Conservative douchebaggery.
And sometimes the jokes just write themselves ...
Just because it can’t be stressed enough.
The Lemon-flavoured dumbassitude.
Heath Ledger is dead. Fuck 'im.
I think you're looking for the word "dysfunctional...
Assholitude on parade.
We will never forget whats-his-name.
I got nothin’.
Today’s Huckabee Hilarity.
Isn’t the Internet grand?
What political douchebaggery looks like.
My, my, my … aren’t we tough?
Richard Warman and oaths: An awkward combination?...
That gosh-darned "liberal media" again.
Science in an age of endarkenment.
Aaron Unruh: Because keeping your hypocrisy consi...
And for our next contestant ...
Denyse O'Leary: The never-ending stupid.
God is my co-pilot.
Money. Mouth. You can take it from there, right?...
Oh, lighten up.
What’s a little judicious editing between friends?...
Well, throw down, then!
Let There Be F....Word!
... and this one's for all the chicks out there.
Popcorn, damnit ... we need popcorn!
There's ignorant ...
Holy fuck, the overwhelming stupid.
This is an ugly trend.
"Reality? Never heard of it. Why do you ask?"
Doesn't anybody want me?
So ya think ya know your tunes?
Tell us how you really feel, SUZANNE.
Yeah, I'll go with this version.
Connecting the dots from A to B.
Now how did I miss this?
Sunday morning wiggly fingers.
I’m calling it.
I think we broke him.
Compassionate conservatism for dummies.
Credit where credit is ... whoops, hang on.
There's just no pleasing some people, eh?
My turn! My turn!
Wake the fuck up.
Who’s a good little suck-up?
There's obsessed, and then there's just plain cree...
This why no sane person takes you seriously.
Why I don't date -- Part 8517.
Sometimes, reality becomes too much of a burden.
I'm not sure the word "legacy" is what you're look...
I'd like to thank the Academy.
It's a matter of non-priorities.
Why, yes, we rock.
Watchdogs of the public purse? Eh ... not so much...
Crisis? What crisis?
Simple answers to simple questions: Jan 18, 2007....
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
"Hey, I have an idea!"
Mike Huckabee – the gift that keeps on giving.
Gosh, who could have seen THAT coming?
He’s just so mean.
Unfinished business and stuff like that there.
Mercifully, some things never change.
Uh oh ... someone's getting a mite touchy about de...
Suffer the children ... especially the really hot ...
Starting the discussion with a distinct advantage....
You’re kidding, right?
Dear Ezra: You keep using that phrase "free speec...
Ah, yes, I remember it well.
CPoC MP Cheryl Gallant: Windbag of douchebaggery....
Denyse O'Leary: Redefining "dumbcuntitude."
CPoC MP Cheryl Gallant: Douchebag of the day.
Learned well they have, from their Republican over...
The firing of Linda Keen: Let the spin begin.
Shorter Ass Monkey.
"... and another bag of Cheetos while you're up, O...
Your daily irony.
Now with more kittehs!
Wanker slap fight! Game on!
So, Kate ... how's that "handover" going?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
If it's a weekday, I must believe in science.
A new hope.
And in other news ...
What the f ...?
I feel a disturbance in the force.
Kids say the darndest things, don't they?
If you build it, they will come.
Oh, the hilarity I've seen.
Helena Guergis: Dumb cunt of the week.
Do not fuck with the hungry kitty.
The inconvenience of reality.
Uh oh ...
Holy dancing Jesus.
Do I repeat myself? Very well, then, I repeat mys...
You get what you pay for.
With friends like that …
Holy fuck, the burning stupid!
Well, yeah, that's sad but, on the other hand ...
A lack of omnipotence -- so THAT'S our problem.
65 years ago today …
Speaking of teh Pantload ...
You can hear the Sandy Crux backpedaling from here...
And then there's Jonah Goldberg level stupid.
"Scratch A Socialist ..."
I wonder who plays Bernie ...
The Americans are doomed.
I can't believe I missed this one ...
Dear Sandy: About that non-partisanship ...
Spot the brain cell: Denyse O'Leary edition.
Ever the optimist, isn't he?
For the love of money.
Oh my stars ...
Yeah, about that natural efficiency of the free ma...
You tell 'em, Red.
From the Department of "Duh".
I suppose it all depends on your definition …
"Crock-of-the-Matter": The bigotry of intellectu...
But he started it!
Linda Keen to Gary Lunn: Bite me, you little fuckw...
"Mmm ... wha ... *snork* ... Constitution?"
And the truth shall set you free.
Speaking of manly men ...
Eyes wide shut.
Shorter Big Daddy Harper:
Attention, all you bloggy-type experts.
"And by 'had', I mean 'didn't really have'. But y...
I'm sure you babes will enjoy this one.
Men, men, men, manly men.
There's delusional ...
The hateful, vindictive Left.
I. got. nuthin'.
One lump or two?
Oh Ezra, you tease.
"Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp ......
There's that "humour" thing again.
And a new day dawns over at The Western Standard.
The Angry, Angry Left.
The entertainment value in being cruel.
Now THERE'S a shocking development.
Dear Ass Monkey Neo:
If the irony were any thicker, it would injure sma...
Stephen Harper Party to troops: Bite me.
What he said.
Do I hear a bazillion?
None dare call it "punditry."
The best of the worst.
Paging Stephen Taylor: How about those lying fuck...
Lather, rinse, repeat.
And you thought the L.A. riots were bad?
"I know you are but what am I?"
Shorter Uber-BT Stephen Taylor:
Just when you think they can't get any more retard...
Peter MacKay, Idiot Son
Well, how timely is THAT?
You keep using that word "intelligentsia" ...
Well, this day is a write-off.
Being a BT means never saying sorry.
Suzie All-Caps: Being a retard for God.
That’s no lady.
Um ... wha?
No, stop! I'm dyin' here!
I call bullshit!
I hate my job today.
I feel a disturbance in the force ...
The cluelessness of dr. roy.
How dumb is too dumb? Denyse O'Leary edition.
Two sentences ... yeah, that's pretty much his lim...
Your early morning stupid, Neo Conservative editio...
Attractive, single woman looking for rich hubby. ...
Today’s Mesopotamia West Stupid:
Shorter BT Raphael Alexander:
How crazy is too crazy?
As God is my witness …
Today’s Mesopotamia West Stupid:
The evil that feminists do.
We are all about the brevity.
Let the 2008 Blogging Tories hilarity begin.
Pay no attention to those 3,000 dead citizens.
This is too easy.
And given time, the truth will out.
I got nothin'.
More To Come.
The 50 Most Loathsome People.
Happy New Year.
Shorter Strong Conservative: