In addition, as others on social media have pointed out, Friday was Patrick's birthday, when he turned a decidedly middle-aged 41, so if one wants to wish happy returns of the day to a mid-life, trustee-less, undischarged bankrupt who has never owned a home, never run his own business, dropped out of university after seven years without a degree of any kind , spends his waking hours trolling people on Twitter and making unwatchable YouTube videos, and trying to come to terms with a crippling debt that he will most likely never pay off, well, have at it.
Join us next June 17 when Patrick celebrates another birthday from the comfort of his mom's basement.
BONUS TRACK: For what it's worth, the final collection attempt on Patrick's credit union account turned up nothing -- the account was apparently utterly empty -- suggesting that Patrick is either cleverly redirecting his income somewhere else in an attempt to conceal his assets from me and the Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy and the Saskatchewan sheriffs, or he is once again unemployed. Given the amount of time he spends online trolling others, I suspect the latter. But that's just a guess.