The ultimate post ridiculing the "War on Christmas" was one I read at Sadly, No! about two, maybe three years ago.
At that time, I actually believed intense ridicule would shut these people up for good. Who knew FoxNews was that shameless and would revive the war on Christmas, year after year and that the rest of the media would feel obligated to report on it until we all end up talking about something that doesn't exist in real life?
This year to fight the War on Christmas, my wife and I are travelling to Cozumel Mexico. We are not spending time with family, which is always a narcissistic feel good fight and a battle of over consumption.
Ya, we are wasting a lot of money on a trip to the south, but I will have the only person I truly love with me and I will doing the one thing that I truly enjoy, scuba diving.
If Santa wants me, he can find me/us there. No snow, just sand, sun and fun.
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I second ... no, really.
For some of us, going on the Internet is a lot like Alice going through the looking-glass.
Is it time for the War on Christmas already?
Not until November 17, Zorpheous It's the Christmas, Stupid.
This sooey says blog post from '06 has become a family favourite Chez Sheenaville
Is it time for the War on Christmas already?
I can see why some people would find The End Times an appealing fate at this juncture.
What a culture. Half the people are crazy and the other half can't stop staring at them. How about this year, no one show up for the War on Christmas?
Aw c'mon. Where's your War on Christmas spirit, ti-guy?
The ultimate post ridiculing the "War on Christmas" was one I read at Sadly, No! about two, maybe three years ago.
At that time, I actually believed intense ridicule would shut these people up for good. Who knew FoxNews was that shameless and would revive the war on Christmas, year after year and that the rest of the media would feel obligated to report on it until we all end up talking about something that doesn't exist in real life?
Hey, you're right. I think I'll suggest a War on Christmas Party for the office this year.
Hopefully, any War on Christmas we have this year will come with a body count, like any self-respecting war should.
This year to fight the War on Christmas, my wife and I are travelling to Cozumel Mexico. We are not spending time with family, which is always a narcissistic feel good fight and a battle of over consumption.
Ya, we are wasting a lot of money on a trip to the south, but I will have the only person I truly love with me and I will doing the one thing that I truly enjoy, scuba diving.
If Santa wants me, he can find me/us there. No snow, just sand, sun and fun.
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