Apparently, having a clue is for liberals.

Let's see if I can explain this for the intellectually impaired. If I drag you outside and beat you senseless with an axe handle, that's a personal attack. If, on the other hand, I simply suggest that you are so stupid, it's a miracle that you can remember to breathe, that's just making fun of you.

If you still don't understand the difference, I and my axe handle would be happy to try to beat it into you.

(Cue humour-impaired wankers, getting all cranked up about how liberals want to beat right-to-lifers to death with axe handles. You know it's coming.)