Thursday, July 27, 2006

Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Everything you need to know about the Canadian wingnutosphere:

"Have you read what Hezbollah did the other day? They shelled a UN post and they killed four peacekeepers! Peacekeepers! Including a Canadian! And it's not like they didn't know they were there! Those Hezbollah people got 10 phone calls in six hours, begging them to stop. Ten phone calls! And they kept shooting until they killed those folks. That just proves what kind of scum those people are. They're just murderous vermin and they deserve nothing better than to be wiped out, every last one of them and ... Sorry? What's that? It wasn't Hezbollah? It was the Israelis? Are you sure? (Very long pause.) Oh, well, all right, then, we're cool with that. Carry on. Sorry to have caused such a fuss."

See? I just saved you two hours reading the Blogging Tories. No, no, don't thank me. Thinly-disguised, infantile contempt is its own reward.



Unknown said...

The Ottawa Citizen:

"The words of a Canadian United Nations observer written just days before he was killed in an Israeli bombing of a UN post in Lebanon are evidence Hezbollah was using the post as a "shield" to fire rockets into Israel, says a former UN commander in Bosnia."

The facts are coming out.

CC said...

I have to admit, Wayne, you have impeccable timing. Not too many commenters have the talent for making such an ass of themselves at just the right moment.

Cue Wayne deliberately misunderstanding the issues in that post and stalking off in a huff.

M@ said...

Hey, hey, Wayne's just looking for information. He's new to this. Poor guy.

Don't bother posting here, Wayne, everyone who reads CC checks your blog hourly to get the real story.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Wayne. It's reassuring to know that if I'm ever used as a human shield by Hezbollah militants, Israeli security forces will pause long enough to load ammunition which will penetrate my body before blowing a giant hole through both myself and my captor.