Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Oh, THIS should be delightful.

And this time, we really, really mean it:

Rice calls for 'new' Middle East

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Tuesday the time has come for a new Middle East and an urgent end to the violence hanging over the region...

"It is time for a new Middle East,” she said. “It is time to say to those that don't want a different kind of Middle East that we will prevail. They will not.”

That's right -- Middle East 3.0, from the folks who brought you Middle East 2.0. But don't worry -- we're pretty sure we've got all the bugs worked out this time.


Anonymous said...

That's so neat!!

There's going to be a "new" Middle East!

Ms. Rice must not have a clue in that hard lump of cat turd that she calls a brain just what this "new" Middle East will be like 'eh?

Or do you think the vermin does have an idea? Of a psychotically expansive Israel and the United States cruelly pissing in the face of any form of Arab nationalism?

She should shut the fuck up and put the rest of her energy into trying to suck the alcohol-devastated penis of bush II into some approximation of an erection.

(That should keep her busy for a few years.)

Simon said...

By "urgent end to the violence" that of course doesn't mean the current violence, which the U.S. will allow to go on for at least another week or so, right? Wow, the audacity...

catnip said...

Is that like the old Europe/new Europe thing?