Saturday, June 04, 2005

The same-sex marriage controversy, in a nutshell.


Dear same-sex marriage opponents: We're right. You're wrong. Fuck off.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Agreed. I'm not going to post my entire commentary, but if you want to read it, go to http://www.prometheusgroup.ca/forums/viewtopic.php?t=97.

I actually prefer the more succinct version here. Bravo.

Rufus said...

And I thought Canadians were known for diplomacy.

Rufus said...

Besides, they'll figure out they're wrong eventually.

Anonymous said...

Amen.

Anonymous said...

Over 2 years have passed since the beginning of Bush's illegal, immoral, and unsanctioned-by-France invasion of Iraq. According to the flashing neon tote-board in Michael Moore's living room, over 1600 troops have died without dignity. We've tried everything in the book to make the Shrub take his war toys and go home. Petitions. Protest marches. Organized hissy fits. Yet despite all our feminine hysterics, the chimp simply won't listen to reason.

But I have the perfect plan to finally convince the swaggering fascist cowboy chimp to surrender his so-called "War on Terror":

I am going to marry a man. And I'm going to encourage everyone to marry someone of their own gender. And if we can get enough people, we can have one big ceremony on the White House lawn. And then, after the marrying, comes the hot man sex...We are going to make Chimpy McHitlerburton watch live amateur gay porn on his front lawn in punishment for allowing and encouraging every travesty his cabal of bastards commits upon the world.

The event will be video taped, and copies sent to each member of Bush's bloodthirsty cabal, with a warning that Progressive Paul is fully prepared to have even more man sex until all US forces are withdrawn from the Middle East.

Don't think I won't, Shrub!


Progressive Paul

Anonymous said...

But but but it's religiously intolerant to prevent me from being religiously intolerant. Bigots got their rights, too.

I believe that's roughly the counter-argument.

Ed said...

How refreshing. You acknowledge that there is such a thing as "right" and "wrong". You're more than half way to being a Conservative.

Anonymous said...

How refreshing. You acknowledge that there is such a thing as "right" and "wrong". You're more than half way to being a Conservative.

And once, having identified the differences, you consistently pick "wrong", you're all the way there. :)