... then garnish with Velveeta slices ...

If you grew up around the time I did, you might remember a number of variety shows, sponsored by Kraft, during which the commercials presented various recipes that all seemed to require a heaping helping of Miracle Whip. Cookies, muffins, salad, chili ... you name it, it somehow needed Miracle Whip for that extra zing.

So, just to bring back some really bad memories (thanks to Atrios for the link), we have Miracle Whip Pizza. My head hurts just thinking about it.