Sunday, November 15, 2009

Palin 2012!

Oh, yeah, that would be entertaining:

-- On her belief in creationism and how she debated McCain manager Steve Schmidt about it: "But your dad's a science teacher," Schmidt objected. "Yes." "Then you know that science proves evolution," added Schmidt. "Parts of evolution," I said. "But I believe that God created us and also that He can create an evolutionary process that allows species to change and adapt." Schmidt winced and raised his eyebrows. In the dim light, his sunglasses shifted atop his hear. I had just dared to mention the C-word: creationism. But I felt I was on solid factual ground.

I'm not sure it's physically possible for a human being to be any dumber than that. Oh, wait.

It's not like I have to pick a particular post of Maria's. I don't think you're going to find any counter-examples.


Cosmic Navel Lint said...

"A "Palindrome" is a stadium that looks the same both ways... completely empty.

British Comedian, Peter Serafinowicz, Twitter

Dr.Dawg said...

And a Palindrone is her latest book.

Balbulican said...

And a Palintologist is a student of fossilized ideologies.

w/v: "patiogen" - a chemical agent that transforms humans into plastic furniture?

Dr.Dawg said...

And a Palinist is a Republican who wants to send the sane ones to that cold place you can see from Sarah's house.

sooey said...

Yabbut she's Palin comparison to George W. Bush.

Dr.Dawg said...

And a Palinoid is a person morbidly fearful of roving Death Panels.