Wednesday, January 21, 2009
I’ll take “Divorced From Reality” for $500, Alex.
Oh dear ... our gal SUZANNE has her fetus-fetishist panties in the bunchiest of bunches. It looks like those jumped-up, preachy, militant atheists have taken it upon themselves to actually try and tell people what to think. Of all the nerve -- don’t they know SUSIE’s got the market cornered on that?
You only wish I was kidding.
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The bus ads are "militant" whereas Crazy Lady with Fetus Pictures at the intersection is quite normal.
That Ken is quite the closet case isn't he?
I was also thinking he might want to come out. :)
Puh-leeze. Some of us would rather Ken stay in.
In fact, when we do locate Ken's closet, there won't be enough duct tape and Krazy Glue around to ensure the tightest of tight lock and seal.
Well all true. I merely observe his "in-the-closetness" and make no judgment as the whether he should stay or go.
Seriously, that rant about what "guys" want? He is so repressing the urge to let another man bone him.
Quite entertaining.
Man, why is it that whenever a guy goes on a rant about manly men and how the 1950s was a great time and smoking is good for you and women are uppity... why is it that we say he's a closet case? Isn't it also possible that he's just an unpleasant fuckup of a human being whose ideas arose out of stupidity and arrogance instead of repressed homosexuality? Because, honestly, it isn't fair to hand him an excuse. And it isn't fair to gay guys, either. Just sayin' :)
She deleted my comment about Ken and his rough trade fantasies. Probably didn't want Ken to get too excited...
Alright, if Ken is not in the closet can we find one for him and make sure he never leaves it? Ever.
I'm willing to pay for the bricks and mortar. Duct tape is not enough.
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