Saturday, December 22, 2007

Sometimes, snark just fails you.


Um ... wha?

GW Bush - Greatest President Ever?

In the past, in this virtual rag, this commentator (pretentious enough for you?) has stated unequivocally that George W. Bush is an American Hero of historic stature. He's proven my point in the past year, despite being pilloried on a daily basis by the miscreants trying to get his job.

I got nuthin'. Seriously, I got nuthin'. I think I'll just sit here, bleeding from the eyes or something.

14 comments:

KEvron said...

"trying to get his job."

yep, he's got a firm grasp on the american democratic process....

KEvron

Sheena said...

Are you reading The Onion again?

mikmik said...

I love taking these fuckheads on. They don't know me.
That is good, I am nobody, but i will destroy them.

(hint I am nobody, shhh, haha)

Stupid fucks, pick better targets, please.

I have only had two people threaten me to come to my place. Oh well.

Bunch of over zealous pussies. Under brained, hyper-self important, stunned fucks.

Invite them over, they never come over. They are chickenshits.

By fucking far.

Ti-Guy said...

Patsy Ross, that paragon of erudition, is implying that Eisenhauer was the greatest president.

...God, it's like watching Sesame Street tackle dialectical materialism.

LuLu said...

...God, it's like watching Sesame Street tackle dialectical materialism.

With one essential difference ... Sesame Street would do a better job.

Sheena said...

Today's Episode Sponsored by the Letter Gramsci Wrote in Prison...

Ti-Guy said...

Eisenhauer...Eisenhuaer...Eisen..HAUER!

I'm sorry. Patsy isn't a bad speller..this is a concrete example of when Conservatives like Patsy pontificate on things of which they are probably almost completely ignorant.

Patsy..yer pw0n3d. PW0N3D, I tells ya.

KEvron said...

hard to tell if this is a joke or not. note how the author spelled her(?) name....

KEvron

CC said...

You know you've crossed a line when even Patsy Ross shows up to ask, "Um ... are you on dope or what?"

Southern Quebec said...

I think that Mr. Lemon meant to say, "...is an American Hero of hysterical stature."

E in MD said...

Yes, he's so much greater than Lincoln and Washington that I'm about to piss myself with joy! Tell you what, if you Torry types want him.. TAKE HIM. Please!

Red Tory said...

Ti-Guy — You should have seen Patty tangle with an actual expert in copyright matters over the issue of DMCA and the pending Canadian legislation over at his place. Hilarious. Clearly not grasping the technical aspects of what this fellow was talking about, Patty persisted in labeling his concerns "ridiculous" and his argument "specious." It was priceless comedy.

E in MD said...

I think that Mr. Lemon meant to say, "...is an American Hero of hysterical stature."

By Blogger Southern Quebec, at 4:35 AM


Yes, Captain Codpiece is a real American hero on the GI Joe scale ( 3 1/4 inches) . He looks at everything like reality is black and white and keeps doing the same stupid shit over and over again expecting a different result. Yo Joe!

He's done more for America than anyone else. He's suppressed pesky and inconvenient science. He's allowed oil companies to write environmental policy, jack up the price of oil all the while giving them billions in free tax payer money. He's made it so in order to save the forest you have to cut it down. He's made it so that we have the proper amount of arsenic and lead in our diets. He's accomplished what no foreign power ever could - getting us to give up our Constitutional rights and our national honor and integrity without a shot! He's given away US tax payer money to force Christianity on people. He's created valuable openings in the job market by getting our soldiers killed for stupid reasons and by letting New Orleans drown while he was busy flying around for photo ops. He's also ensured that the American military will never run out of real and imaginary enemies to fight. Most importantly he's gotten rid of all those stupid stockpiles of money we had just laying around collecting dust.

I just can't wait until Jeb Bush becomes President in 2008. I'm sure there's more than enough election fraud left to propel him all the way to the white house. I bet he won't even have to officially run!

Ti-Guy said...

Patty persisted in labeling his concerns "ridiculous" and his argument "specious." It was priceless comedy.

I suppose I don't have to speculate that Patsy couldn't actually demonstrate said speciousness (which is a very easy thing to identify), do I?