There's the unpleasant fact-based life over there:
Ministry: Iraq families join exodus to escape violence
Hundreds of thousands of people have fled their homes to escape the war and escalating sectarian violence in Iraq, the country's Ministry of Displaced Persons and Immigration announced Wednesday.
Then there's Zippy the Pinhead, checking in from the planet Weembo:
House Homeland Security Chairman Peter King (R-NY) spoke at the Merrick Jewish Center in Merrick, NY. King told his constituents that “the situation [in Iraq] is more stable than you think.” He cited “bumper to bumper traffic,” shopping centers, restaurants, video stores, vendors, and hotels to conclude that being in Baghdad is “like being in Manhattan.”
Except for the daily gunfire, beheadings and suicide bombers. That's like being in New Jersey.