Wednesday, October 18, 2006

"I am TOTALLY outraged by ... by ... um, give a minute, OK?"


Over here, we have blogger/pundit "Ace of Spades" (and by "blogger/pundit," I mean someone who, technically, has a blog but is otherwise an utter cementhead) getting all nutsack twisty over things related to foreign, swarthy people:

"[The new mega-mosque] will be the largest place of worship in Europe, a gigantic three-storey Islamic centre, with schools and other facilities, able to hold at least 40,000 worshippers and up to 70,000 if necessary."

Ace's distress is understandable since it's well known that the proper limit for the size of any mega-church is 15,000 seats. OK, 20,000. Well, fine, 21,000 but that's my final offer.

Adding to Ace's discomfiture is that the funding for this project is coming from Saudi Arabia when, as we all know, the proper source for such financing is public money taken without consent from the taxpayer. Um ... hang on ... that can't be right.

Apparently, Ace needs to think about this a bit longer. He'll be getting back to us, I'm sure.

1 comment:

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

Well, if what Ace of Spades fears so mightily has any basis whatsoever, the place will probably spontaneously combust if it gets to even half its capacity. Problem solved, non?

By the way, shouldn't it be "Ace of White Bread"?