Damian Penny makes several good points, but his prose could still stand a little tweaking. How about:
A good argument for privatizing
Canada Postmarriage commissioners, or at least ending its monopoly on regular mail deliveryformalizing marriages: members of the Canadian Union of Postal WorkersMarriage Commissioners, one of the most militantly left-wingright-wing unions in the country, appointing themselves postalmarriage censors ...
pamphletnotion of same-sex marriage certainly sounds disgusting, but it is the government's right to decide whether it should be criminalized as hate speech or banned from the maillegal, not postal workersmarriage commissioners. On principle, I would not support such a move, but at least Members of Parliament have some democratic legitimacy. The members of CUPWCanada's batshit-crazy wankerhood are acting like, well, fundamentalistsfundamentalists.
There we go ... much better. Isn't it amazing what a good copy editor can do?
OH, DEAR. Other Blogging Tories (and their commenters) just not quite drawing the parallels.
Bonus points if you can read past accusations of "self-appointed censors" without rolling your eyes and bursting into girlish giggles.