So, let's go over the list, shall we?
- Limited government? Check.
- Unfettered right to bear arms? Check.
- Minimal government regulations? Check.
- Women treated as second-class citizens? Check.
- Non-existent social safety net for the less privileged? Check.
- Headlong rush toward theocratic rule? Ooooooh ... double check on that one.
So there you have it -- every conservative's wet dream of their ideal country. What's not to like?