About Hamas accidentally blowing up their own hospital ...

... did it ever strike you as odd that, in every case where Israel claims it was an off-target Hamas rocket, the target always turns out to be a school? Or a hospital? Or a critical water treatment plant? And not, say, a landfill?

No? It never occurred to you?

Idiot.

Gosh ...

... who knew that having Fox News' Sean Hannity call up recalcitrant Republicans and threaten to murder their families if they didn't vote for Jim Jordan might end badly?

I exaggerate of course.

Maybe.

Here, let me rephrase that for you.

 

No, no, too wordy ... let me tighten that up for you:

"Canadian political leaders still too fucking scared to criticize Israel for bombing a hospital."

There ... much better.

Chronicles of Twatrick: The dumbass pig ignorance.

The dumbass pig ignorance:

Actual reality:

I'm just trying to help.

Rebel News: Send money.

In a shocking development, Rebel News is begging for money:

Tune in tomorrow when Rebel News begs for money.

JUXTAPOSE!

CPC MP, whose party leader literally hand-delivered coffee and donuts to "Freedom Convoy" participants who openly called for the murder of the Prime Minister, will now lecture us on the proper definition of the word "terrorism."

When it comes to monetizing misery, ...

no one does it quite like Ezra:

Nice district ya got there ...

... be a shame if we here at Fox News burned it to the fucking ground underneath you:

All of this sounds perfectly reasonable ...

... when you're dealing with a state committing blatantly obvious war crimes:

 

So I'm thinking that CC HQ needs a smoker.

I've been pondering the notion that I need an entry-level smoker so I can start smoking stuff until I develop the expertise to know how to build my own smoker. I am open to suggestions.

It would appear ...

... that a lot of people have had enough of Israel's year after year slaughter of Palestinians:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Let the grift begin ...

Carpay .. Carpay ... oh, right ... that John Carpay:

And how much will this surgically remove from your wallet?

But, sure, if you're an Albertan struggling to make ends meet and you blow five hundred bucks to meet Adam Soos in person, I'm sure that's Justin Trudeau's fault.

AFTERSNARK: I am amused by the screaming promise, "MANY MORE SPEAKERS TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON!". It's passing strange that, with only a month until this shitfest, all one is promised is the stupidest and sleaziest Rebel News "journalists," along with a disgraced lawyer and a rancid transphobe.

Should we take bets on whether any additional "celebrities" are going to sign on to this embarrassing grift-a-palooza?

JUXTAPOSE!

While many Canadians are shrieking hysterically and over-dramatically over alleged cheering for Israeli casualties in the current Mideast conflict, perhaps we can take a minute to recall when Israelis chose to make the murder of Palestinians a celebratory spectator sport back in 2014:

So you might want to dial back on all that pearl clutching, if you catch my drift.

Nothing threatening about that, right?

 

What's happening with the Save the Children "Feed 'em Convoy"?

Not sure what's up with the freeloading hillbillies currently camped out near Casselman, Ontario, and threatening to protest near the Hill on a daily basis ... anyone have any recent developments? Last I heard, they were begging for supplies to feed their squalling brats.

Can someone from Child Services check in on them? I'm just thinking of the children.

Oh, dear.

This is actually unsurprising:

I look forward to Ezra Levant lashing out at Donald Trump as "anti-Semitic" as that's Ezra's go-to reaction for, well, pretty much everything.

JUXTAPOSE!

Here is staunch free-speech warrior Andrew Lawton, being outraged by others expressing opinions with which he disagrees:

P.S. David Cochrane is an asshole.

About Donald Trump's proposed "advice of counsel" defense ...

A lawyery question about a recent development with Former President Adolf Twitler's proposed legal defense ... apparently, Donald Trump is now openly bragging about invoking a defense called "advice of counsel," which means he is planning on blaming his lawyer(s) for giving him bad advice which he simply followed. However, as I read it, this defense has some unpleasant consequences for the lawyers involved.

Again, as I read it, if you try to pin the blame on your lawyers this way, you effectively waive lawyer-client privilege, since you need to establish that your lawyers actually gave you this advice, and that they did it in a legally convincing and defensible way. In other words, if you want to blame your lawyers for giving you really bad advice, you've pretty much allowed the other side access to all of those normally privileged communications.

Thoughts? I can't imagine any of those lawyers being thrilled with this idea.

P.S. Here is a nice overview of what Trump is thinking of unleashing on his own lawyers.

Ezra Levant, shrieking hysterically a couple months prematurely.

Here's Rebel News Obergruppenfuhrer Ezra Levant, spewing outrage all over the furniture about possibly being stiffed for costs by Steven Guilbeault:

The wee problem is that, if you examine the screenshots, Guilbeault has until early December to make that payment, so all of this is simply childish outrage theatre on Ezra's part.

As it always is.

P.S. Ezra is lying as usual. The $20,000 in question is not what the court ordered Guilbeault to pay Ezra; it is what Ezra agreed to accept in the way of a settlement to shut up, fuck off and go away.

JUXTAPOSE!

Your regular reminder that, when "free speech warriors" praise "free speech," they mean only the speech they agree with.