Yes, it's a day early, but it's a very Linux-filled week for your humble scribe and I wanted to make sure I didn't forget to send interestversary salutations to Lloydminster's favourite undischarged bankrupt and basement-dwelling village idiot Patrick Ross on the nine-month anniversary of the registration of my malicious defamation judgment against him in the province of Saskatchewan:
Given that it is now nine months since the registration of my judgment, and given the Saskatchewan-imposed higher interest rate of 5 per cent, I guesstimate that Patrick now owes me just north of $108,000, an amount increasing by around $500 a month due to accruing interest (and let us not forget that Patrick is also responsible for the additional $100-200 per month of Sheriff's collection enforcement fees).
Finally, as regular readers will know, Patrick (quite unsurprisingly) did not turn in the voluntary Sheriff's questionnaire he was served with some weeks ago, which now opens up his entire family to being hauled in for questioning under oath, but as I have already explained, I am in no rush to push this along as I am fine with treating Patrick's debt to me as an investment that is returning 5 per cent annually.
In any event, I don't expect any further developments on the Lord Baron Twatrick von Loadenhosen front until we gather here a month from now for the next interestversary. Maybe there will be cake. It would be great if there's cake.