Predictably, Lloydminster's long-time undischarged bankrupt and village idiot Patrick "Super Duper Quintuple Threat The Crusher" Ross failed to turn in anything pursuant to the voluntary Sheriff's questionnaire he was served with a few weeks ago so, at my leisure, I will be escalating the procedure to haul in his various siblings (Chris, Jennifer, Penny and carefully-selected children of theirs) for questioning under oath, and I will make it abundantly clear to them that they are being interrogated because, well, Patrick doesn't give a shit about them or how much trouble he causes them emotionally or financially.
I am in no particular rush to do this as I'm going to do my homework first and collect as much information on that gang of white trash hillbillies as I can and, more amusingly, every month that goes by, Patrick's debt to me keeps increasing at now over $500/month so, in the end, either he's going to be paying me a ton of money or (more likely it seems) he will be an unemployed, undischarged bankrupt for the rest of his life, who I will ensure never inherits anything when his father eventually kicks off. (If that sounds vaguely morbid, well, it's not like I care.)
In any event, I just thought I'd pass on the totally unsurprising news that Patrick responded to yet another critically important legal service by doing nothing and digging himself (and his long-suffering siblings) in even deeper.
I'm sure you're shocked.
P.S. Anonymous tipster in comments section points us at what happens when bankrupts in certain countries try to game the system and don't take their obligations under bankruptcy seriously.