Every time you run into one of those Christian pastor attention whores who shrieks about the critical need to gather publicly because the Bible commands to preach as loudly and annoyingly as possible, feel free to point those Scripturally ignorant yobs at Matthew 6:5-6:
Tell them I sent you.
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The wife just tested positive for COVID and I went in for testing myself today. If the results come back positive, I'm tempted to find the nearest anti-lockdown church on Sunday. I'll wear a mask outside, but once I enter the threshold, I'll be taking that baby off and parking my plague rat ass in the middle of the congregation.
Once the music starts, this atheist is gonna absolutely belt out those praises to jeebus.
Then I'll go join in on any anti-mask protests that might be going on in town. I'll jog there so I'm breathing nice and heavy as I wander through the crowd, giving a hug to anybody and everybody who'll take one.
At least, that's what I'd be doing if I wasn't a liberal who actually cared about people and would rather this pandemic would just be over already.
My COVID test came back negative, so I had no reason to surround myself with various strains of white supremacists in the hopes of increasing the amount of schadenfreude in the world.
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