Thursday, October 28, 2021

Chronicles of Twatrick: Collection enforcement just got real.

To my surprise, it appears that the Saskatchewan sheriffs have actually started work on my collection proceedings against Lloydminster's Patrick "Kid Cash Nexus Thunderbolt Quintuple Threat Dragon Fire Blar-Har-Har Cosplay Mullet Street Fighting Man" Ross. I had been under the impression that there was about a two-month backlog for this but, no, it seems they're now on to my file.

They've just started so there's no exciting news to report yet, but this is when I want to make sure The Man has all the information they could possibly use so you, humble reader, are invited to pass on any and all info you have as to Patrick's current location, employment status, eating habits and so on. I have already handed over to them Patrick's last known bank account number (at Synergy Credit Union in Lloydminster, in case Patrick reads this and thinks I'm bluffing), so it remains to be seen whether that will reveal other tidbits, like whether he's getting paid via direct deposit and who is doing the paying. (Hello, garnishment order!)

In any event, it appears that the legal has landed, and the timing is amusing, given that Peter "Rogue Nerd One" Skinner left a recent comment here, assuring us that he will be serving Patrick at his Lloydminster address on Monday to have Patrick's idiotic million dollar lawsuit tossed, and would it not be entertaining if that process server showed up at Casa Twatrick at the same time the Sheriffs popped by?

That would be the legacy of Patrick Ross: You actually have to take a number and stand in line to serve him.

1 comment:

MgS said...

"You actually have to take a number and stand in line to serve him"

Hahahahaha ... except at a restaurant, and I'm pretty sure that the servers take one look and start volunteering to clean out the grease trap.