Since there is some confusion about having to pay the Saskatchewan sheriffs to enforce collection proceedings against Lloydminster's Patrick "Lord Baron Twatrick von Loadenhosen" Ross, here is what I have been told.
Once the sheriffs get around to our filing to start seizing Patrick's stuff, they will send a bill to get things started, and that will be added to the list of disbursements I have to pay. But that same amount gets added to the final tally that Patrick has to turn over as well, so whatever it costs me to have the sheriffs do their thing, Patrick will have to eventually cover. But here's where it gets potentially funnier.
There is persuasive evidence that Patrick and his family are engaged in a conspiracy to conceal Patrick's assets from me, which means that the sheriffs will have to work harder to track down said assets, which will cost more money, which Patrick will have to pay, and so on and so on and so on.
Hilariously, then, the harder Patrick works to hide his assets from me, the more it will eventually cost him when we locate those assets. And, trust me, we will locate them. And I will take them.
Welcome to ... the reckoning.
P.S. Here's a JUXTAPOSE! at no extra charge:
You're welcome.
2 comments:
Unless the Ross family are considerably more resourceful (financially and intellectually) than this whole debacle has shown Patrick to be, the end result of all of this is apt to be more than just Patrick being bankrupt. The legal fees alone will be enough to drive the other participants in the conspiracy into bankruptcy.
Sounds like you might end up being a farmer after all!
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