Short update on the collection enforcement proceedings against Lloydminster's Patrick Ross -- SK sheriffs report that, based on what Patrick has or once had on his LinkedIn profile, they contacted a company named "DFI," who assured the sheriff they had never heard of him and had never had an employee by that name.
I'm sure you're shocked that Patrick seems to be fabricating his work history.
P.S. It would still be delightful if anyone could provide Patrick's current meatspace co-ordinates with respect to employment. To that end, you're more than welcome to put out an APB on Patrick from your favourite social media account. We do know that he is allegedly working in the vicinity of Grande Prairie, and frequents that town's higher-end fast food emporiums and bull-riding arenas. So keep your eyes open and keep me posted.
BOUNTY! As motivation for you folks to track down Lord Baron Twatrick, here's the deal -- I will donate $100 to the (CRA-registered) charity of choice of the first person who supplies verifiable information as to where Patrick is currently working. By "verifiable," I mean that Saskatchewan sheriffs can contact said employer and confirm his employment.
If you want to provide said info, for the sake of privacy, don't leave it as a comment; rather, e-mail it to me at "canadiancynic@yahoo.ca"; since all email is time-stamped, I will know who the winner is, and I'll verify the donation by posting a pic of the donation receipt.
Fair?
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Maybe Twatrick's wild idea for fitted bedsheets advertised on the DFI pornography/erotic lit account will sell like hotcakes and pay off his six-figure defamation debt.
https://twitter.com/AdDragonfire/status/1376259539247370241
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