it is passing strange that Lloydminster's Patrick "Lord Baron Twatrick von Loadenhosen Quintuple Threat Kid Cash Thunderbolt Sexy Mullet Street Fighting Man" Ross might be a bit more circumspect regarding his bragging about a regular Grande Prairie diet of twenty-one dollar burgers:
And, yes ... all this is being added to the collections package for the Sheriffs.
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Once the collection process starts, will Patrick have to explain how he can afford to live that far away from home, and eat in restaurants every night, and where he gets the money to pay for all that?
Anon: Questions like that will assuredly be part of the initial Sheriff's Questionnaire. And if Patrick tries to dodge and weave, we will make sure he is called in and questioned under oath.
Anon: Also, I was recently informed that a property search related to Patrick revealed that he owns a single vehicle, a Ford Escape. This is interesting since, for the longest time, he owned a 2000 Ford Ranger pickup truck. So he's going to have to explain how he came to have the funds to significantly upgrade his wheels.
Can anyone possibly be more stupid than Patrick Ross?
Is there a bankrupt person in Canada - especially one who has been in bankruptcy for many years - who lives a more lavish lifestyle than Patrick Ross?
We realize that Twatsy's lifestyle is likely enabled due to family subsidies, but still, this is outrageous.
@CC: If he owns an Escape (and it's fairly recent), he probably has payments on it (although who would finance a car for someone with Patrick's financial situation is a whole other question - I suspect they would also own a collections agency operated by a couple of very large guys who answer to single syllable instructions). That will be used as part of his "negotiation" for keeping at least $1500 / month.
MgS: I would think it's improbable that Patrick could have made any major purchase on his own. It's unlikely he could pay cash, and any minimal credit check would have revealed his bankruptcy.
Better guess is that his father either purchased it for him, or co-signed the payment plan. Either way, he will have some 'splainin' to do.
And as I mentioned, all this information is being bundled up for the Sheriffs.
Is Patrick's father not allowed to buy him a vehicle? What are the actual rules about what Patrick is allowed to accept or not accept?
A small part of me really likes the idea of being a fly on the wall in Patrick's room the day that the Sheriffs come knocking. (it's a very small part because the idea of being anywhere near that man makes me shudder, but seeing the look on his face almost overcomes that)
Last anon: I will admit, at this point, Patrick's bankruptcy is so utterly fucked up that even people who work with bankruptcy law have admitted they've never seen anything so fucked up. I don't believe that standard bankruptcy law ever envisioned anyone so spectacularly deluded or self-destructive.
Seriously, I predict that when the Saskatchewan Sheriffs get around to enforcing my collection order, they're going to have to regroup to figure out just what they're looking at.
MgS: I'm guessing it's unlikely to come to Sheriffs banging on the door of Casa Twatrick and demanding his stuff. I am only speculating, but here's how I imagine it playing out.
Patrick will first be asked to fill out a voluntary (and quite comprehensive) questionnaire. I will get to check it over and make notes as to where I think he's being evasive, and the Sheriffs will take it from there.
In addition, given the ubiquity of e-banking, it would seem to be a simple matter for the Sheriffs to identify Patrick's bank account(s), whereupon they can file a writ of some kind to just freeze those accounts, then withdraw their contents and hand them to me.
Again, speculating, but it is entirely possible that if the Sheriffs don't need to keep Patrick informed of their collection efforts, he could very well show up at Better Than Fred's in Grande Prairie one evening, unhinge his jaw and wolf down a full rack of ribs, only to find that his bank cards no longer work when the bill comes.
But this is all just a guess.
A Ford Escape, huh? Perhaps after the sheriffs seize the car it will finally become clear to him that there is no Escape.
Not to be too picky, but you forgot to add the cost of that Ceasar Salad.
Patrick "Lord Baron Twatrick von Loadenhosen Quintuple Threat Kid Cash Thunderbolt Sexy Mullet Street Fighting Man" Ross sure has a strange diet...
I suspect the burger comes with a choice of side. Let's not get overly pedantic here.
https://h3y.top/soc
I got his SoC and it's hilarious.
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