Thursday, February 19, 2009


I swear, is there any collection of people on the planet that are more whiny, ignorant, petulant, closed-minded, intolerant douchebags than Christians? And, yes, I'm painting with a wide brush because that's just the mood I'm in right now.

Please take your Bible and fuck off. And take Kanata North Councillor Marianne Wilkinson with you.


Dr.Dawg said...

Witchburnings, coming soon to a public square near you.

Frank Frink said...

This measure would prohibit state use of public money or lands for anything that denies or attempts to refute the existence of a supreme ruler of the universe, including textbooks, instruction or research.

Should this measure be enacted into law? Yes [ ] No [ ]

Yes, and iffen this passes and then iffen I ever see anything down there in Warshington (sic) State that denies or attempts to refute the existence of my cat, Buddy, the supreme ruler of the universe there will be hellfire and brimstone descended upon them.

Buddy is too the supreme ruler of the universe and I know I'm not the only one who hears his voice, so there!

wv = "mities", the little creatures that Buddy chases back to their hole but sometimes pounces upon, catches and deposits on my pillow.

Dr.Dawg said...

A lesser god. Faro the Dog is the supreme master of the universe. Hate to break it to you.

When he stares in the mirror he doesn't see oraF. He sees goD.

CC said...

I'm just waiting for someone to deify LuLu's boots, at which point comments will be closed.

Romantic Heretic said...

I notice Twatsy showed up in support of the measure.

CC said...

Oh, for fuck's sake ... continuing in his CC Derangement Syndrome-inspired stalking, Twatsy shows up at PZ's and dumps the following turd in the comments section:

"Atheists have for years trying to push the idea that separation of Church and State means separation of Church and Religion.

...Oh, wait. Unless it's your religion. So sorry.

The "separation of Church and Religion?" What the fuck does that even mean?

Jesus, what a total twatsy. I blame the mullet.

That guy said...

Twatsy shows up at PZ's

Without even looking I can tell that was a big mistake.

CC said...

Feel free to pop into the comments section there and search on "Patrick." Twats gets his nads handed to him on a very small plate.

mikmik said...

FFS. I just got this e-mail, from a friend that knows way fucking better:

Concentrate on this Sentence

'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.' When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. Concentrate on this sentence... 'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.' Something good will happen to you today; something that you have been waiting to hear.

To which I fucking well replied:
Read this sentence closely:

Turkey Christian Missionaries Horrifically Tortured Before Killings
The three Christians who were martyred in Turkey last week were horribly tortured for three hours prior to being killed, Christian Today has learned, as details continue to emerge.
and this - List of Protestant missionaries killed during the Boxer Rebellion

But this shite in Washington state???!!?!?!

Haha, seperation of choich an 'ligion means that fuckhead goof-fucking-balls that are fundamental(ists) claim that they are not religious when of course they mean 'not catholic or organized'. That claim is now my fucking pet fucking peeve.

It's not like they are wholly like LuLu's boots, but maybe the scrapings from the bottom? C'mon, she must have stepped on something nasty once or twice. Oh, the heresy ;-)

wv = "hippokrist"

JJ said...

LOL, too funny.

Twatsy swings the bat and hits himself right in the face.

Frank Frink said...

Wonder how Twatrick's going to try to move the goalposts on this one?

Oh my, that just makes my day.

Heading over to PZ's. To observe.

Frank Frink said...

Ah... it all makes sense now (and no, not Twatsy who is rightfully being largely ignored due to his abysmal densitude).

The woman proposing this is a 'para-educator' from Lynden, WA. I've been to Lynden. It's just right over the BC/WA border just a short drive from Vancouver. Home to one of the largest Dutch Reformed Church congregations in Western North America. The DRC are uber-fundies, and if my secret decoder is fully operational 'para-educator' either means she home-schools her kids or teaches Sunday School.

Despite the Idaho-spudness of a good portion of Eastern Washington state and the existence of small fundie towns like Lynden, I don't think there's any chance this proposition will pass.

wv = "pones". Where's my pones? Huh? Huh? I was promised a pones.

CC said...

Sandy Crux also has a background in education. I see an ugly pattern here ....

Ti-Guy said...

I notice Twatsy showed up in support of the measure.

Why that little slut. He's steppin' out on us!

Dee said...

For your entertainment CC because everyone knows how much you care.