Premature expostulation, Delisle-style.

Hey, kids, remember this douchebagitude? Well, the story just got a wee bit more interesting.

That's the difference between CC HQ and SDC Nation -- we're not excitable, gullible retards.

P.S. In other news, Kate McMillan has a picture of a thermometer from somewhere. Sure, that might not sound exciting, but she does understand the intellectual level of her audience.