Sunday, April 19, 2009

Stupid? Ignorant? Treasonous?


You be the judge.

ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES: It was less than five years ago that George W. Bush, with a historically slim 51-49 victory in the popular vote, claimed an overwhelming "mandate," which led mouthbreathing wanks everywhere to pop their corks, blow their wads, and promise to use that "mandate" to slap the living shit out of anyone who disagreed with their political ideology. Oh, man, they were in charge now and you just stay out of the way, motherfucker, cuz the people had spoken and things were going to change.

Fast forward to 2008, when Barack Obama wins by a noticeably larger popular vote margin of 53-46, inspiring those very same wanks to bitch, whine, piss, moan and gripe that they weren't going to put up with this and they were going to pack up their shit and leave, and fuck this whole democracy nonsense.

No inconsistency there, no sirree bob.

5 comments:

Frank Frink said...

The question, as always... can I not pick all three? (but he has great hair)

sooey said...

Actually, they're consistently stupid.

psa said...

i'm looking forward to the lot of them heading off to galt's gulch. and at the end of the season some weary hiker will find their remains picked clean by worms and crows that just weren't too picky.

Mike said...

PSA, we could only be so lucky...

JABbering Stooge said...

As a native Texan, let me just say that I am utterly embarrassed that Gov. Goodhair was elected even once, much less to two terms (and will quite possibly be elected to a third).

Thankfully, I'm not alone in my opinion.