Sunday, April 05, 2009

I'm all out of patience.


Shorter seemingly every second post at SUZANNE’s House of Abortion and Shrieking: ZOMGWTFBBQ!!1!!111!!!!!! Condoms are bad, bad, baaaaaaaaaaaaad!!11!!11!!!! Srsly, kai?

And no, I’m not kidding.

11 comments:

deBeauxOs said...

Blob Blogging Wingnut has received le flambeau Olympique from SoCon Or Bust*, aka John "My Own Private Vatican Taliban" Pacheco and is now in full attack and shrieeek mode against the eee-vuls of condom use. SHE has never been one to let science or facts stand in the way of HER confabulations so the disinformation campaign is ON.

* scroll down to the fire hydrant cartoon if you can't stomach reading his hole-y post.

Dharma Satya said...

I don't understand how one person or group of people could obtain such a monopoly on stupidity.

It's as though they seek out the most ridiculous contradictions and do all they can to mash them together into one incredibly screwed-up and impossibly illogical world view.

They want to end abortions, yet don't want people to use the very things which will cause the numbers of unwanted pregnancies to drop...

Ugh. The Stupid... It burns.

Ti-Guy said...

People like Suzanne really, truly believe the only power women have over men is their sexuality. People like Pacheco agree with her, because that's the only use he has for women. A vessel for his seed and nothing more.

So you can't just give it away, consequence free. Even though people have been doing just that, plus having abortions and using birth control, since the dawn of civilisation.

Loonies. Both of them. They need to be institutionalised.

wv: "susant" OMG!

JABbering Stooge said...

They want to end abortions, yet don't want people to use the very things which will cause the numbers of unwanted pregnancies to drop...

There's a simple reason for the doublethink: they want their precious lily-white wimmenfolk to outbreed the "swarthy jihad-crazy sand n****rs"

Ti-Guy said...

Yeah, and there's Suzanne wasting her time scolding everyone when she should be shagging.

jj said...

"Shagging"!??

Ti-Guy, surely you meant to say "having sexual congress". "Shagging" is for heathens.

Luna said...

I have a question. How many children does SUZANNE have? Anyone know?

Romantic Heretic said...

Eh. She's jut pissed at condoms because she never has the need to use one.

I get cranky after a week or so myself.

deBeauxOs said...

Blob Blogging Wingnut, aka the Empress of Embryos, has *only* 3 children.

Ti-Guy said...

So she's had congress three times.

Dharma Satya said...

"So she's had congress three times."

That's like ... 538 people.

What a slut.