Look, I'm just as big a fan of pushing the semantic envelope as the next person but, come on:
HENRY: You know, going back to September 2001, the president said, dead or alive, we're going to get [Osama bin Laden]. Still don't have him. I know you are saying there's successes on the war on terror, and there have been. That's a failure.
TOWNSEND: Well, I'm not sure -- it's a success that hasn't occurred yet. I don't know that I view that as a failure.
In other news, the Conservative Party of Canada only beats women because it loves them. Or something like that.