Wednesday, May 27, 2009
What does pants-peeing cowardice look like?
Kinda like this. I can't remember who suggested it but apparently it's true -- I've personally become such a fearsome metaphysical presence on the Intertoobz that even a simple link from me is enough to drive Canada's wankers into frantic tap-dancing and pants wetting.
But don't worry -- I'll try to use my power only for good.
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Yeah, he couldn't give a straight answer to any question even if he tried.
He's much like Bill Paxton's character in 'True Lies'--talks a good 'I'm a Spy' line to get the women into bed, but when confronted with anything, just stands there in a pants wetting pose and cries like a little baby--"But... but... but... cc's such a meanie!!..."
I am like the dark matter in Neo's universe -- no obvious evidence of my presence in various commenters' submissions, but still with the relentless power to fuck up his ability to respond to anyone on any topic with any semblance of logic.
It must be embarrassing to live perpetually with that kind of fear.
Don't worry about ol' Neo... he has the power of ellipses... and bold italics... to save him!!!
And of course "made-up quotations" that other people didn't say.
Neo's kind of like Twatsy, except Twatsy's catch-phrase is "So what you're saying is ...", followed immediately by something you're not saying. He's kind of predictable that way.
And boring. He's boring, too.
M@, with that scarily-accurate impersonation I was going to suggest you put up a satirical mock-blog, to point out the stupidity and ridiculousness of his arguments and approach. But then I realized that his own blog does that just fine on its own.
Ah well, it helps neo to feel good about himself.
Which is a pretty disgusting concept when you think about it.
And on a totally not related topic, ... has anyone seen Ti-Guy lately? He's usually everywhere and I haven't seen him anywhere for the past few days.
...with that scarily-accurate impersonation I was going to suggest you put up a satirical mock-blog, to point out the stupidity and ridiculousness of his arguments and approach.Yeah, there are some subjects that are beyond the reach of satire; all you can do is point and laugh.
Though if an effective mock-blog could be created, I would make two predictions:
1. It would be indiscernible from such sincere right-wing blogs as Neo's.
2. It would quickly be linked and quoted by those blogs, and would be among the most popular blogs on the BTs site.
Which almost makes me think it would be worth the effort.
We've discovered a corollary to Poe's law!
I think I could come up with some libertarian like views and some stuff for religion for a site like that..
"has anyone seen Ti-Guy lately?"i think he's posing as biff over at rt's joint.
Oh Neo's also all "I like how you guys are saying..." and that wasn't at all what was stated.
Maybe Neo and Patrick were separated at birth...
i think he's posing as biff over at rt's jointNo, that's the real Biff. I was away for a few days.
"the real Biff"
bit of an oxymoron.
Well, that's true. It's the Biff persona, in any case. The one and only (his 'writing' 'style' is inimitable). What real world entity is behind it is too frightening to contemplate.
I thought RT went to Wordpress so he could put a stop to being biffed.
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