Monday, May 11, 2009

Logic, as it is fed through a woodchipper.


Canadian blogger and clinical psychopath Weiner Pratfall attempts to think deep thoughts:

For us, who follow these events as outsiders, it is impossible to say whether Abdelrazik is innocent or not. Only a proper – and transparent – investigation and inquiry can do that.

No, that doesn't scan quite right. Here, let me help:

When it comes to our suspicions of murdering hookers and the homeless, it is impossible to say whether Werner Patels is innocent or not. Only a proper -- and transparent -- RCMP-driven, Taser-filled investigation and inquiry can do that. Especially the Tasers part.

There we go. Much better. I call that "Werner-speak." Any resemblance to logic, critical thought or simple sanity is purely coincidental.

6 comments:

The Seer said...

This is not off-thread. At this jail in Florida, they had this take-your-daughters-and-sons-to-work-day. So one of the guards, trying to introduce some realism into the program, zaps a few of the kids with his taser. Then came the real shock. The libruls found out about it and he got fired. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1176891/Prison-officer-zaps-children-50-000-volt-stun-gun-day-work-like.html

Gene Rayburn said...

Is The Seer on crack? Who are the libruls?

Ti-Guy said...

This is my favourite part:

...then thanks to our government's dropping the ball, we may have yet another untouchable terrorist whose name has been cleared on a mere technicality.

"Yet another?" How many terrorists who got off scot-free does Prattles think there are?

thwap said...

He mentions "legitimate concerns and doubts" and then the buffoon links to the Western Standard!

These people are vermin.

Mike said...

Werner is still convinced "where ther's smoke there's fire" regarding Maher Arar.

So I guess the word of a Royal Commission, the RCMP and CSIS are only good when they support his notion that all Muslims are terrorists...

KEvron said...

"Is The Seer on crack? Who are the libruls?"

seer is typing facetiously.

KEvron