Saturday, May 30, 2009

Simple answers to stupid questions.

Blogging Tory and relentless anti-Semitism detector douchenazl asks:

Are Progressives Homophobic?

Answer: No.

This has been another edition of "Simple answers to stupid questions."

THE LONGER FORM: douchenazl's logic apparently works thusly:

1. Progressives love Islamist organizations like the Muslim Public Affairs Committee of UK (MPACUK) and

2. MPACUK is an openly homophobic organization, ...

I'm thinking I can play that game, too:

1. douchenazl is a member of Canada's Blogging Tories.

2. The Blogging Tories contains a depressing number of ignorant racists, drooling bigots, shrieking homophobes, white supremacists, neo-Nazis and howling scientific illiterates.

I'm pretty sure the logic matches except for the names.


Southern Quebec said...

Comment moderation is on over there...

CC said...

And why not? After all, what's the point of accusing the entire progressive community of being gay-bashers if you give them a chance to respond?

I swear, I've never seen such a pathetic, whiny bunch of pants-pissing cowards.

Ti-Guy said...

I've never even heard of the MPACUK.

This insanity from the Right is wearying. What are we supposed to do? Go after the World Muslim community relentlessly until they adopt same sex marriage? Something the Right opposes anyway?

KEvron said...

"I've never even heard of the MPACUK"

sounds suspiciously inuit....