Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Support Canadian snark!
Syndicate
Blog Archive
-
▼
2007
(2146)
-
▼
April
(177)
- Dear Kate: That's called "projection."
- Must ... control ... fist ... of ... death ...
- Somehow, the word "irony" seems inadequate.
- Apparently, I have some entertainment value.
- The "L" word.
- A little consistency would be nice.
- Aaron Lee Wudrick: Credit where credit is due.
- Um ... no John, that's not quite the conclusion I ...
- No, Brian, don't thank me, I'm just trying to help.
- The CPoC loves itself some Al Gore. Or maybe not.
- If you blink, you can't even ridicule them anymore.
- Dear dog: You suck. Signed, the cat.
- And he started off so well -- a call to arms.
- Celestial Junk: The gift that keeps on giving.
- It's easier if you just assume they're ALL idiots.
- Blast! Paul has discovered our nefarious plot.
- Your daily "Whaaaaa?"
- One of these things is not like the others.
- And if you don't believe THAT version, well, I've ...
- Simple answers to simple questions.
- Why, yes, I HAVE stopped beating my wife. Why do ...
- Sometimes, too good to be true is just that.
- When you've lost the National Post ...
- Now, THIS is why we think they're idiots.
- Registered commenters only open thread.
- Been there ...
- Your daily parade of cluelessness.
- Um ... best two out of three?
- On the other hand ...
- That's a good little stenographer, Jonathan. Here...
- Dear Catholic Church: You got nuthin'.
- Yeah, it's JUST like that. Sort of.
- Maybe they're the lucky ones.
- You two should meet, I think you'll get along.
- If the irony were any thicker ...
- ... and a good beating might have prevented all th...
- Well, NOW you're just being mean.
- Apparently, bankruptcy is only for rich people.
- In the name of all that's supposed to be holy.
- "Why, I never ... of all the nerve ...!"
- Dragged kicking and screaming into the Middle Ages...
- Raising the honesty bar, Steve Janke style.
- Ego surfing, Pretty Unshaved Ape style.
- With religious fellow travelers like this ...
- But there's just all those words, and stuff.
- In the absence of shame.
- You sort of have to take one with the other, know ...
- Now THAT'S what you call a punchline.
- Unintentional humour, I'm sure.
- Think fa ... too late, you're dead.
- In defense of (wingnut) internment.
- You keep using that phrase "common sense" ...
- Because it worked so well the first time, right?
- Sorry ... you were saying something about dead peo...
- Dear Blogging Tories: Alberto ... Alberto ... A-l...
- Stick a fork in him ...
- She comes not to bring peace but some serious kick...
- Dear Blogging Tories: About that Nancy Pelosi pan...
- "Lie" is such a strong word, don't you think?
- And I'd keep a close eye on those Quakers, too.
- You just have to time it carefully, that's all.
- The courage of idiots
- No reason ... I'm just sayin', ya know ...
- Maybe they were all young Republicans.
- Ah ... I'm glad we cleared THAT up.
- Geeking out open thread.
- Heads, I win; tails, you're fucked.
- A little perspective would be nice.
- Right-wing logic, as it were.
- And tomorrow, he'll tell us all how biological evo...
- The upcoming water wars.
- Tanks for the enemies.
- The joy of semantics.
- Dick in a can.
- Todays News...
- Where Is They Now?
- Missing in Action?
- Current Events in Animal
- Casualties, once removed.
- Here's a quarter, buy a clue.
- I hear they won't give him any sharp objects to pl...
- "The overture is about to start! Cross your finge...
- About Stephane Dion and Elizabeth May ...
- Apparently, good lovin' don't come cheap.
- There's a limit to outsourcing, don't you think?
- In retrospect, I'm feeling pretty good about myself.
- Call it the "dumbassitude defense."
- Well, OK, we're sorry about THAT. But that's all.
- And so it goes.
- The surge in general.
- The stupid! It burns!
- ... and it all worked out nicely in the end.
- It's a matter of priorities, you know.
- In hindsight, perhaps a poor choice of words.
- Curses! Foiled again!
- Getting psyched for California open thread.
- Here ... let me save you some time.
- Paul Cameron: Hacktacular!
- No, stop! You're killing me!
- And every once in a while, a good cause comes along.
-
▼
April
(177)
11 comments:
I had 1:40 left to go.
I had to fucking stop.
Damn CC, how the hell could you sit through this tripe?
Taking GAWD out of school didn't start this crap. Violent video games didn't start this crap. Having an abortion didn't start this crap. Being mentally unstable, bullied and having easy access to a gun started this crap. (Cho bought one off of eBay and got another through an internet store based in Green Bay, WI.)
Oh and AFA, Dr. Phil, Jack Thompson, Fred Phelps and everyone else using this as a way to push their agenda? Every last damned one of you need a hot, steaming mug of "Fuck off!". Sit the hell down, shut the hell up and let the families mourn in peace!
weasel asks:
"Damn CC, how the hell could you sit through this tripe?"
It's simple. I read the Blogging Tories on a regular basis; I've built up an immunity.
When did Taber Alberta move so far east? I wouldn't be surprised if home schoolers watch this and think alaska is in mexico.
I think my favourite part (besides all of it) is when the voice says not to trust an "expert" like Dr.Spock. What do experts know about anything?
Sweet Zombie Jesus, there wasn't a punch line at the end...now I'm disappointed. As CC noted, god is powerless against the law of man.
Or, more in keeping with the old testament, god is just being sullen and pouty and is actively encouraging the deaths of large numbers of people. Because he's a petty, petty diety, and if you don't worship him at all times, he'll kill each and every last one of you.
Why can't we just return to the sweet and simple music of the 50s? Songs with lyrics like "I've got a girl named Sue, she knows just what to do", or "Sweet little sixteen, she's got the grown up blues, tight dress and lipstick, she's sportin' high heal shoes". And don't forget the christian-centred lyrics of Hound Dog as sung by Big Mama Thornton.
Of course, if one goes back to the masters of delta blues, the music is even more respectful and christian.
And one last bit...folk songs like "The Banks of the Ohio", and "Big Rock Candy Mountain", really exemplify the christian-based world we have, sadly, let fall astray.
In a country of 300 million people and lots of guns, ... well, god or no god, ... occasionally people get hurt.
That gay pride parade at the end looked like a lot of fun!
Jeebus, that's insane.
Can you say 'false premise,' boys and girls? I knew you could.
Blaming all the wrong people for all the wrong things.
Kudos to you for sitting through it in one sitting.
The astounding thing is that there is not a single bit of truth in that long, long litany of crap. I mean, exaggerating for effect is one thing, but this . . .
Dear God,
What are you going to do about the idiots pretending to be you?
Man, oh man...and I haven't even had my coffee yet.
If we wanted to examine things from another perspective (that is, without our heads stuck up our asses), we could mention that our society is what - 85% christian, and that the bible has more verses glorifying murder than love. Count the number of times the christian god orders his followers to murder entire populations of people (innocent children, women and men alike), wipes them out himself or promises his followers great rewards for the slaughter of thousands. Then count the number of times women and young innocent girls are abused, sold, murdered or offered up as spoils of war to be gang raped. How about the verse that tells of a man who offers up his virginal young daughter to be raped by an angry mob rather than allow the mob to rape the man they were there to attack? It seems we have a tremendous imbalance here between the cruelty and the supposed 'love' of jahweh (jehovah, whatever).
Shootings, abuse and other acts of violence - seems people are acting out the very essence of biblical doctrine.
So what's the problem?
Hey, I'm just impressed that someone finally figured out how to blame it on the Clenis.
Post a Comment