Dear Blogging Tories: Alberto ... Alberto ... A-l-b-e-r-t-o ...

And when you've filled up on your daily BT feed of, well, Alec Baldwin, why, yes, you can certainly come here and learn about actual news, like how that greasy, little douchebag Alberto Gonzales is getting pimp-slapped around the room.

No, no, don't thank me -- I just try to balance the Blogging Tories news coverage with, um, what's the word I'm looking for? Oh, right -- "news."

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