"Why, I never ... of all the nerve ...!"

And while the Blogging Tory collective are still carefully averting their eyes from the Alberto Gonzales meltdown happening down south, even more of Abu Gonzo's own party members are turning on him.

Tune in later this week when the inevitable Gonzo resignation will be met with shocked outrage from the BTs, who will immediately label this whole affair as a "partisan witch hunt" involving "the politics of personal destruction."

Kathy Shaidle will, not surprisingly, blame the atheists.