Excuse me while I remove this image from my brain with an icepick.

I'm really not sure how to make this any more tasteless than it already is. But it occurs to me that, now that Daddy's little girl has pledged her chastity and told Daddy what he wants to hear, it's Mommy's turn to take little darling aside and teach her what she really needs to know.

First, though, Mommy needs to find a banana.