Monday, November 20, 2006

Wait ... let me rephrase that.

Tolerance, Catholic-style:

U.S. Catholic bishops said on Tuesday that gay men and women should be welcomed in the church but that those who engage in homosexual activity should not receive Communion.

Because if there's one thing those Catholic priests simply cannot abide, it's some hot man-on-man action.

You've been warned.

BONUS MAN-ON-MAN NEWS COVERAGE, AT NO EXTRA CHARGE. Former GOP congressman and serial teen sexual predator Mark Foley checks out of rehab:

Sources tell us disgraced ex-Rep. Mark Foley (R-Fla.) ended his stay at a rehab facility in Arizona that treats alcohol addiction as well as sexual addiction and compulsion before he headed back to Florida to attend the funeral of his father.

Sure ... 49 days to deal with alcoholism and a lifelong attraction to teenage boys. Sounds about right.


Anonymous said...

Hot man-on-man action!?! Is that the Grey Cup?

Anonymous said...

Funny how a stay at a drying out facility ran 19 days over the standard stay. But I guess he wasn't quite dry on the 1st of November.